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Entertainment Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (2004)

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Genre: Comedy

Director: Scott Fellows

Cast: Devon Werkheiser, Lindsey Shaw, Daniel Curtis Lee, Christian Serratos, Rob Pinkston, Tylor Chase, Rachel Sibner, Hamilton Mitchell, Kyle Swann, Carlie Casey, Alex Black, Teo Olivares, Don Creech, Meshach Taylor, Daran Norris, Austin Butler

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Show status: Ended

Overview: The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

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Cast Crew

    • Kyle Swann

      Total episodes: 31
    • Christian Serratos

      Total episodes: 24
    • Rob Pinkston

      Total episodes: 24
    • Rachel Sibner

      Total episodes: 24
    • Tylor Chase

      Total episodes: 22
    • Meshach Taylor

      Total episodes: 21
    • Carlie Casey

      Total episodes: 20
    • Alex Black

      Total episodes: 20
    • Dave Florek

      Total episodes: 13
    • Lusia Strus

      Total episodes: 10
    • Dave Allen

      Total episodes: 10
    • Steve Bannos

      Total episodes: 10
    • Loni Love

      Total episodes: 10
    • Brooke Marie Bridges

      Total episodes: 8
    • Vinicius Machado

      Total episodes: 8
    • John Bliss

      Total episodes: 6
    • Mo Collins

      Total episodes: 4
    • Van Earl Wright

      Total episodes: 3
    • Willie Gault

      Total episodes: 3
    • Cameron Monaghan

      Total episodes: 3
    • Corbin Bleu

      Total episodes: 2
    • Spencer Locke

      Total episodes: 2
    • Mat Hoffman

      Total episodes: 1
    • Blaine Miller

      Total episodes: 1
    • Alex Hoover

      Total episodes: 1
    • Addison Hoover

      Total episodes: 1
    • Tara Kirk

      Total episodes: 1
    • Carmelo Anthony

      Total episodes: 1
    • Nathan Norman

      Total episodes: 1
    • Shelbie Bruce

      Total episodes: 1
    • Nolan North

      Total episodes: 1
    • Matthew Lesko

      Total episodes: 1
    • Richard Cansino

      Total episodes: 1
    • Josh Server

      Total episodes: 1
    • Vincent Martella

      Total episodes: 1
    • Fabio

      Total episodes: 1
    • Kara Crane

      Total episodes: 1
    • Lil' JJ

      Total episodes: 1
    • Art Alexakis

      Total episodes: 1
    • Kelly Vitz

      Total episodes: 1
    • Melissa Peterman

      Total episodes: 1
    • Rolonda Watts

      Total episodes: 1
    • Romeo Miller

      Total episodes: 1
    • Aimee Teegarden

      Total episodes: 1
    • Ellen Albertini Dow

      Total episodes: 1
    • Tristin Mays

      Total episodes: 1
    • Alan Thicke

      Total episodes: 1
    • Don Creech

      Total episodes: 1
    • Rich Ceraulo Ko

      Total episodes: 1
    • Connie Sawyer

      Total episodes: 1
    • Serena Berman

      Total episodes: 1
    • Lucy Hale

      Total episodes: 1
    • Judy Tenuta

      Total episodes: 1
    • Daniel Curtis Lee

      Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
    • Lindsey Shaw

      Jennifer 'Moze' Mosely
    • Daran Norris

      Gordy
    • Devon Werkheiser

      Ned Bigby
    • Savage Steve Holland (Directing)

      Total episodes: 10
    • Fred Savage (Directing)

      Total episodes: 6
    • Lazar Saric (Writing)

      Total episodes: 5
    • Paul Hoen (Directing)

      Total episodes: 4
    • Rick Groel (Writing)

      Total episodes: 4
    • Joe Fallon (Writing)

      Total episodes: 4
    • Mike Preister (Writing)

      Total episodes: 3
    • David Kendall (Directing)

      Total episodes: 3
    • Jonathan Winfrey (Directing)

      Total episodes: 2
    • Adam Weissman (Directing)

      Total episodes: 2
    • Joe Menendez (Directing)

      Total episodes: 1
    • Bethany Rooney (Directing)

      Total episodes: 1
    • Chip Fields (Directing)

      Total episodes: 1
    • Scott Fellows (Production)

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NICK97

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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: The First Day & Lockers
Season: 1
Episode: 1
Air date: 2004-09-07

Guest stars: Willie Gault, Daran Norris, Dave Florek, Van Earl Wright
First Day: It's the first day of school, and Ned and Cookie discover Moze has taken Cooking instead of Art to separate herself from the guys for once. Lockers: When Ned's new locker neighbor gives him a bad rep, he searches for a new locker. Moze tries to use her locker to make new friends that are girls, but ends up competing with Suzie Crabgrass.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Bathrooms & Project Partners
Season: 1
Episode: 2
Air date: 2004-09-19

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor
Bathrooms: Cookie tries to hold using the bathroom but gets stuck in the girls' room. Moze puts Ned's name on a bathroom stall, and someone puts kissy lips next to it. Project Partners: Moze must choose a partner for Social Studies. Ned and Cookie's baby is kidnapped.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Detention & Teachers
Season: 1
Episode: 3
Air date: 2004-09-26

Guest stars: Meshach Taylor, Rob Pinkston, Dave Florek, Loni Love, Rolonda Watts, Tylor Chase
Teachers: Ned clashes with Mr. Sweeney and realizes how to get an A, by doing the work! Moze has a new student teacher in math who she devises a plan with so the class with listen after it has gone crazy. Cookie is distracted by the beautiful Ms. Enstile and tries to control his affection toward her. Detentions: Ned, Cookie and Moze are sent to detention.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Season: 1
Episode: 4
Air date: 2004-10-03

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Rob Pinkston, Loni Love, Alex Black, Tylor Chase, Brooke Marie Bridges, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner
Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Crushes & Dances
Season: 1
Episode: 5
Air date: 2004-10-10

Guest stars: Daran Norris
Crushes: Ned has a crush on Suzie and Cookie has developed a "perfect match" computer program. Coconut Head follows Moze and she thinks that Coconut head wants to ask her to the dance. Dances: Ned wants to dance with Suzie. But with her getting together and breaking up, will he be able to dance with her? Moze has dance tips of her own while Cookie waits for supermodel Martika after forcing to get her to be his perfect match.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Sick Days & Spelling Bees
Season: 1
Episode: 6
Air date: 2004-10-24

Guest stars: Vincent Martella, Willie Gault, Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Van Earl Wright, Steve Bannos, Mat Hoffman
Sick Days: Ned must stay healthy when the flu hits Polk Middle School and he finds out Matt Hoffman is coming to visit. Cookie tries to keep his perfect attendance record in tact with help from Lisa. Moze tries to get sick and miss her speech in Social Studies. Not succeding, Moze must make her speech but finds out it is easier than she thought. Spelling Bee: Cookie is the only one with a chance to beat the dreaded Killer Bees. With an easy spell at the spelling bee, will it be Ned who beats the Killer Bees? Moze copes with sitting by Mr. Gross after spelling a word wrong.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Rumors & Photo Day
Season: 1
Episode: 7
Air date: 2004-11-07

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Florek, Loni Love
Rumors: Rumors terrorize the group; a rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating, and Cookie and Gordy fight against Mr. Sweeney to see if a rumored "atomic flush" is true, and Ned develops a plan for it. Photo Day: It's Photo Day at James Polk. Ned gives Moze a crash course on how to take a good picture, and Cookie holds auditions for someone to take his picture for him.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Talent Show & School Elections
Season: 1
Episode: 8
Air date: 2004-11-28

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Florek
School Elections: Ned doesn't want to run for class president because it's a popularity contest. Moze and Cookie think he'd be great. Ned tries to drop out by vandalizing, starting food fights, and that. It comes down to the undecided vote, Coconut Head! Now its a mission to find out who he will vote for. Talent Show: Ned and Cookie create "Talentpalooza" when kids are excluded from the school talent show. Moze must decide which of her many talents would be good for the show. Cookie gets people out of the regular talent show and into "Talentpalooza" which gets the principal mad.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Computer Lab & Backpacks
Season: 1
Episode: 9
Air date: 2005-01-02

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Allen
Computer Lab: Ned and Moze are banned from the computer lab. Cookie learns about life away from technology thanks to Lisa Zemo. Ned and Moze disguise themselves to get back in the lab. Backpack: Ned needs a new backpack after his breaks so he goes to Backpack Boy for help. Moze loses her backpack so she needs to find it before somebody reads her personal diary. Cookie creates the "bodypack" so he doesn't need a backpack, but it backfires on him due to Loomer.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Notes & Best Friends
Season: 1
Episode: 10
Air date: 2007-01-09

Guest stars: Spencer Locke, Willie Gault, Meshach Taylor, Van Earl Wright, Steve Bannos
Notes: Bitsy has Ned pass a note and Sweeney catches him, now he must pay. He has to write an essay along with everyone else so they plot revenge. Cookie finds joy in forging notes, but danger comes when he leads the teachers to the forgers "domain". Best Friends: Moze continues her search for a new best friend with a quiz and whoever matches up closely is meant for her. But Moze ends up joining the Huge Crew. The Killer Bees recruit Cookie which puts Ned and Cookie's friendship to the test. Ned tries to find a new best friend in place of Cookie.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Day Dreaming & Gym
Season: 1
Episode: 11
Air date: 2005-02-05

Guest stars: Spencer Locke, Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Allen
Daydreams: Ned daydreams in Science class. Sweeney challenges the class to answer a riddle before they can go to lunch. Fairly Odd Parents lend Ned a hand, along with super agent Moze and Tech Wizard Cookie. Gym: Moze and Ned spar in martial arts and Ned gets thrown for a loop. So now Ned practices to beat Moze, after being humiliated by being beaten by a girl. Cookie must pass Derga's gym requirements so he does Seth's homework in return for Seth to do Cookie's laps for him.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Cheaters & Bullies
Season: 1
Episode: 12
Air date: 2005-02-12

Guest stars: Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Florek, Loni Love, Dave Allen
Cheaters: Ned must decide if he's going to cheat on a test. Bitsy keeps copying Moze's work so Moze develops a plan to get Bitsy in trouble. Cookie develops a system for studying and is accused of cheating which leads him to take his test without any tools, proving a point to the teacher. Bullies: Loomer is looking for Ned and Cookie, they decide to make a stand. Moze and Claire start Peer Mediation to help with problems at school The only problem is that they cannot find a teacher worthy of leading Peer Mediation. But when they find him, it is too late to stop Ned and Lumer's fight?

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Season: 1
Episode: 13
Air date: 2005-02-19

Guest stars: Romeo Miller, Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Dave Florek, Loni Love, Dave Allen
Emergency Drills:Every time Ned wants to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor's party an emergency drill distracts him. Eventually, Ned gets to ask Suzie and she accepts. The only problem is Ned can't go to the party because he, Cookie, and Moze are trapped in Gordy's extra supply locker. Late Bus: When bus number 9 breaks down, all the kids are stuck waiting for another bus. Loomer makes a deal with Ned that he won't bully him for an entire year if Ned helps him get Moze's attention. Meanwhile, Cookie is leading a "Cookie's Late Bus After School Tour" in which he shows kids what teachers do after hours. We see Coach Dirga crying over a soap opera, and the worst possible thing ever, a teacher rap group taught by Lil' Romeo. Also, Moze makes friends with another Jennifer, but finds out it's her last day. And what we have seen, this may lead to a friendship between Moze and Suzie Crabgrass.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: The New Semester and Electives
Season: 2
Episode: 1
Air date: 2005-10-01

Guest stars: Rob Pinkston, Dave Florek, Loni Love, Steve Bannos, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner
New Semester: Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass which is on his "new semester list", but first he enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer. By breaking them up Ned would have Suzie. Meanwhile, Cookie starts the new semester with a new super cool look and becomes a bully. Electives: Ned, Moze and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and score an easy "A."

 
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Guide to: Pep Rallies and Lunch
Season: 2
Episode: 2
Air date: 2005-10-08

Guest stars: Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Loni Love, Alex Black, Steve Bannos, Tylor Chase, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner
Pep Rallies: Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie, so he can miss class. Moze struggles to give a peppy speech and Cookie tries to spice it up with his own Super Cookie halftime stunt! Together they realize the true meaning of pep rallies isn't about cheerleaders and jocks, but it can be about getting you in spirit with normal people. Lunch: Ned tries to stop "One Bite" who's taking is lunch and eating it in "one bite." After devising a plan with hot sauce, Ned is sure "One Bite" won't steal his lunch anymore. Moze wonders why Suzie doesn't want to sit with her at lunch. Moze tries everything she can possibly think of, yet none of it works. Cookie panics after lunch lady predicts doom.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: School Clubs and Video Projects
Season: 2
Episode: 3
Air date: 2005-10-15

Guest stars: Meshach Taylor, Rob Pinkston, Carlie Casey, Dave Allen, Tylor Chase, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner
Video Projects - Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project. But the ultimate video project is easier said, than done. Moze makes a documentary about Mr. Wright, who's acting way too cool and not himself. School Clubs - Ned tries to stop Missy's Popular Club. Ned feels it is taking over the school and that Missy thinks everybody is a nerd. Moze and Suzie compete in every single club to be the best but it backfires and they get kicked out. So they have only one club left to choose from. Which club will they join? Cookie starts his own club, the Archaeology Club which helps Ned get into Missy's club and bring him all around the school.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Notebooks & Math
Season: 2
Episode: 4
Air date: 2005-10-22

Notebooks: Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook." Moze finds a notebook full of juicy school rumors and Cookie invents the video notebook. Math: Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class, but they soon realize that Ned isn't doing any work. Moze is faced with the challenge of pre-algebra and Cookie is promoted to 8th grade honors math, but his teacher is crazy.

 
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Guide to: Vice Principals and Mondays
Season: 2
Episode: 5
Air date: 2005-11-05

A series of school property destruction incidents leads to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs, who suspects Ned, Moze and Cookie. So, the three take the investigation into their own hands, CSI-style. Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.

 
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Guide to: Your Body and Procrastination
Season: 2
Episode: 6
Air date: 2007-11-05

Guest stars: Shelbie Bruce, Daran Norris, Meshach Taylor, Rob Pinkston, Dave Florek, Dave Allen, Tylor Chase, Brooke Marie Bridges, Kyle Swann, Christian Serratos, Rachel Sibner
Your Body: Moze freaks when she feels she is too tall. After crushing somebody's project, she really wants to become short. Ned tries to become strong after Coach agreed to Loomer that they'd have a weight lifting competition. Cookie tries to become overprotective so Loomer won't hurt him. Procrastination: Moze bets Ned that he won't finish his project on time and the loser has to stand in front of the school as a clown. Cookie creates a machine that will stop his procrastination problems. Moze also needs to learn to clog dance.

 
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